“It looks like I'm being deployed in a couple of weeks.”

You're in the army. You've been told that you have to leave the country to do a mission. You call your boyfriend to tell him.

It looks like I'm being deployed in a couple of weeks.

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“You're the one that kept complaining about how old and ugly our TV was!”

You bought a new TV for your wife for her birthday, and she's not happy. She says she didn't want you to buy it. You bought it because she was complaining about the old TV, so you can't understand why she's upset. You blame her:

You're the one that kept complaining about how old and ugly our TV was!

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“My show is coming on at ten.”

You have a TV show that you always love to watch on Thursday nights. Your husband wants to watch a DVD on the TV, but you don't want to miss the show that you always watch. You want him to watch the DVD on his computer instead, so you say:

My show is coming on at ten.

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