“Sweetheart, it's 2011. Get with it!”

Your coworker says that she's never used Facebook, Twitter, or any other social networking services. You can't believe it. You think that she needs to try out these services. You say:

Sweetheart, it's 2011. Get with it!

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“I'm trying to break my Facebook addiction, so I haven't been on in a while.”

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A friend asks you if you've seen a funny photo that a friend posted on Facebook. You used to use Facebook too much, so you've stopped using it. You haven't looked at it in 10 days. You say:

I'm trying to break my Facebook addiction, so I haven't been on in a while.

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