7 English lessons for when you're at a bar or club

English Lesson: I think the guy in the fedora just winked at me.

1. “I think the guy in the fedora just winked at me.”

English Lesson: This place is dead!

2. “This place is dead!”

English Lesson: I swear, I came this close to just slamming him right in his face!

3. “I swear, I came this close to just slamming him right in his face!”

English Lesson: Listen, I don't want any trouble.

4. “Listen, I don't want any trouble.”

English Lesson: Hi. I couldn't help but notice you from across the room.

5. “Hi. I couldn't help but notice you from across the room.”

English Lesson: Some creepy guy was hitting on me.

6. “Some creepy guy was hitting on me.”

English Lesson: Come on! What do you say?

7. “Come on! What do you say?”