8 English lessons for exaggerating

English Lesson: I stepped in a big puddle on the way over here, and now my feet are soaking wet.

1. “I stepped in a big puddle on the way over here, and now my feet are soaking wet.”

English Lesson: It took forever to go through customs.

2. “It took forever to go through customs.”

3. “I'm notorious for forgetting birthdays.”

4. “The new iPhone just came out, and I've GOT to have it.”

5. “This one is ancient!”

6. “My allergies are killing me!”

7. “You're soaking wet!”

8. “I've never seen such a disgusting bathroom in my life!”