18 English lessons for when you're having an argument

English Lesson: Don't you dare talk to me like that!

1. “Don't you dare talk to me like that!”

English Lesson: Go to hell.

2. “Go to hell.”

English Lesson: Sure. Blame it on me.

3. “Sure. Blame it on me.”

English Lesson: I hate to say 'I told you so', but...

4. “I hate to say 'I told you so', but...”

English Lesson: I'm not even remotely interested in hearing what he has to say.

5. “I'm not even remotely interested in hearing what he has to say.”

English Lesson: What did you just say to me?

6. “What did you just say to me?”

English Lesson: Come on. I didn't mean it that way.

7. “Come on. I didn't mean it that way.”

English Lesson: Fold it yourself!

8. “Fold it yourself!”

English Lesson: It was a great deal. It seemed like a no-brainer.

9. “It was a great deal. It seemed like a no-brainer.”

English Lesson: How could you buy them without consulting with me?

10. “How could you buy them without consulting with me?”

English Lesson: Excuse me!?

11. “Excuse me!?”

English Lesson: What's your problem?

12. “What's your problem?”

English Lesson: Thanks but no thanks.

13. “Thanks but no thanks.”

14. “Fine! I'll take it back!”

15. “You're the one that kept complaining about how old and ugly our TV was!”

16. “Can you wipe that up, please?”

17. “What's it going to take to get through to you?”

18. “I went out of my way to make sure you were comfortable.”